Who is your daddy and what does he do?
There are quite a few songs on youtube. I would also recommend "Get to the choppa!". I am soooo buying that CD.
Film, DVD, Rants, Reviews, Whiskey and Whores. A little bit of everything. We'll be talking film news, reviewing films and going off about all sorts of things.
Really Michelle? Ten years too late? Maybe because it was ten years ago since the last film?! And the fact you can't watch a movie with snow in the summer tells me all I need to know about how fucking retarded you are.
The Dark Knight is hitting theaters this Friday. I am seriously sweating with anticipation for this damn movie. I am a Batman fiend. I am especially fond of the animated series. There are such moments of greatness in that show. I don't have enough time and space on this site to go into it. It was a great show. So, I see a commercial for this new DVD coming out called Batman Gotham Knight and that it's a PG-13 anime vision of the Batman mythos! I admit, I got a full-on robot chubby. Wait, it's an anthology? Like The Animatrix? Half chub. Kevin Conroy is voicing Batman through the entire thing? Full chub returns.
When I first saw the "teaser" trailer sometime back in January for HANCOCK I got a little pumped. Here was a cool concept that allows for the now-traditional, multi-million dollar Will Smith July 4th blockbuster, but one with an unlikable antihero that would let Smith and Wizard Michael Mann's apprentice - director Peter Berg - just cut loose with a nasty, R-rated attempt at a dark, stylish comedy about a drunk bum of a superhero teaming up with an idealistic PR man trying to overhaul his image, but much to his chagrin, blah, blah... Yes. Great concept... Co-starring Charlize Theron in anti-MONSTER hotness... Former Wizard Michael Mann project produced by Wizard Michael Mann... Plus it has the newly resurrected Teen Wolf Too, as well. Looked like a classic in the making... How the fuck could it be any less entertaining than say, Men In Black I and II (fuck you, I like MIB II) or Bad Boys I and II levels of entertainment?
I love video games. Mind you, the older I get the more "older" I am becoming and I am clinging to the things I know and love. I've always been an early adopter and usually had every console on the market, but I can't stand the latest batch of next-gen stuff. I admit, I am stuck somewhat in the 16-bit age, but I am primarily into niche games, such as Japanese arcade titles and shooters [shmups] which I keep a very healthy collection of. That said, one of the few games that has always kept me buying the latest consoles just to play is the Silent Hill series. It has had it's fair share of ups and downs but remains a very distinct flavor in the over crowded gaming universe. I want to take a stroll down the dark alley of Silent Hill's past and what the future for the franchise looks like.
I spent countless hours in our local video stores from the moment I was allowed behind the wheel of a horseless carriage all by myself. I grew up in the then-tiny southern town of Waxahachie, Texas. We always had at least 2 video stores in town. On one end of town was the turbo-legendary "Video Station", which was an old gas station turned video store and on the other side of town the creatively named "The Movie Store". They both were awesome in their own way. As far as I know The Video Station stands to this day. I wanted to talk about the video stores of the late 80's to early 90's because they hold a very special place in my heart. They were also a completely unique experience that died with the creation of the internet and DVD [Blockbuster is on life support...and they suck]. I just want to stop and reminisce a little about video stores of old and why they kicked ass.
I started to really get into cult and genre films when I was in high school. Other than word of mouth and Fangoria magazine, there weren't a lot of ways to find out about cult or genre films at all. Enter the video stores. Friday night, everyone is at the video stores to rent the new releases of Hudson Hawk. I was over in the corner reading the back of every horror and kung fu case in the store. I would go home and watch The Sleeping Fist and follow it up with some bizarre Full Moon video [Bad Channels]. Of course, some were bombs but that was half the fun, wondering what the HELL this movie in your hands was going to be like. There was no website to give you a review or clue you in as to what was a waste of your time or not. It didn't matter, you were able to make those decisions on your own. There was a handful of names that come to mind when you think of video stores of that time: New World Video, Vestron, Republic, Trimark, Full Moon, Troma. These were names we were all very familiar with at the time. Most stores would even group the respective companies' films into an area on the shelf. I know one of the video stores I frequented had a Full Moon and Troma section I would head straight for.
just looked better on VHS, in the same way Led Zeppelin sounds better on Vinyl. It's science. There's something romantic about getting your hands on a 6th generation copy of the [then unheard of] Japanese laserdisc director's cut of Army of Darkness with a plain white label and handwritten title and having to squint through parts where the tracking had to adjust so you could tell what the hell was going on. Obscure cult films and weird Hong Kong gems just seemed more "cult" when they were grainy and blurry.
Sure, it was more work, but it made finding those handfuls of truly awesome underground films all the sweeter. Not to mention, events like Sci Fi conventions and the like had table after table of vendors peddling the latest bootleg anime and horror films that weren't available on any label in the states. All you had to go on was whatever the crude Xerox copy label said and whether you wanted to drop $15 to find out if Entrails of a Virgin was awesome or not. It's this "hunt" that just doesn't exist in the same way anymore.
In the front about 20 rows of truly underground and cult cinema. Boasting just about the entire Something Weird library of films as well as independent and import horror. Necromantik, Guinea Pig, Red, Marquis, all mixed with the smell of rotting wood and incense under low light. JB and myself would make the trek from our college town of Denton down to Dallas on frequent occasions and come away with numerous morsels that others wouldn't know about until 10 years or more later when they read about them on some website. Sadly, after the death of VHS, Forbidden also withered and died. They will be truly missed. It was the perfect example of the old underground video store at it's most perfect. I'm sure other cities had comparable places. These stores were the speak easies of the VHS age, something that exists only virtually now in sites like Revok and Cosmic Hex.