AVPR [Aliens Vs Predator Retarded]
Late to the game, as usual.I did it. I broke down and had to go see AVPR. If for nothing else to just see how they handled the film within an "R" rating. The red band trailer looked slightly awesome to me. I was actually pretty pumped. Here you have two, very violent franchises finally duking it out the way they should, in a rated "R" flick!
Predator? Good.
Aliens? Good.
Humans? Not so much...
If I had a dream it would be that Mel Gibson got a science fiction stick up his ass and directed an AVP epic weighing in at 3 hours, no humans, ultraviolent and subtitled. I realize this will never happen for a number of reasons, not the least of which is people killing the franchise before it even grew past the chestburster phase. Take everything you hate from the WB and throw it in a blender with a made for TV horror flick. Now, hit the button on the blender labeled "shitty" and BAM! AVPR. Not worth any more time on this site.
Actual quote from the movie: "Get to the chopper!"
Fuck. Seriously?
posted by Dr Chaddius Feathermore III at
2:53 AM
2 Comments:
Captain E-O vs. E.T.
Now that would be one hell of a movie.
I watched this last night. As a final fuck you and coup de grace I turned it off 10 minutes before it ended....then proceeded to delete it from my hard drive. No I didn't pay to see it, but it did cost me 80 minutes of my time. How can you go so wrong with creatures so right? The answer? Humans and studio execs. I'm sad to say AVP was a world better than this. God. Thats sad.
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